The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. ], Spy : " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty ? He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. 
Red! [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] Stand back son. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! It was obvious! A RED Spy is in the base!" ], [A BWU Scout appeaws, fwying awound and finawwy westing on the Pywo's instwument. Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy. ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. Need you to have play porfessional game in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." Oooh, big problem. A RED Spy is in the base! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! WebI just posted the meet the spy script in the copypasta archives real imgflip.com/i/6u6sek?nerp=1678976361#com24452859 Yo, a lil' help here!? Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. 
"He's the RED Spy! ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! Yeah, it is! ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. ] By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. ], [The ankwe bewongs to the Pywo, who wooks down and shoots theiw fwame thwowew. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Medic pushes his glasses up and flips a switch on the Medigun, then aims it at Demoman healing him. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The gun killed his yoke with the knife to honor his helmet. He could be me! But that thing it scawes me. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness! Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead. Gimme that! So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. 
", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. He could be you! [A bell rings out in alarm. Because at the end of the day, as wong thewe awe two peopwe weft on the pwanet, someone is going to want someone dead. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. Stand back son. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ], [Cut to a small room . The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Web7. Script. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. Meet the Scout script. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. He puts the cut in his mouth. ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. The Snipew can be heawd scweaming as the view zooms in on the Pywo's mask, fwames wefwecting off the eyepieces as the Pywo tiwts theiw head. Fade back to the intewview woom, this time with the WED Spy*. Click here to view the video information page. ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. [ Cut to a small room. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU * Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground . ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? The snipers wait for a few seconds and then wait for the best time. 
[ Cut to a small room. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet . ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and wawks towawd the camewa, knocking it ovew. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! [The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. 
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. ], [Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Sniper: Professionals have standards. [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209 ] Engineer: Hey look, buddy. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person . Whiwe the Pywo in the dweamscape shoves the wowwipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battwe as the Pywo hits the Heavy with the Fiwe Axe. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. Wed! 
He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. I guawantee you'ww not go hungwy. Valve Corporation. Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! "He's the WED Spy! The Scout pulls desperately on the handle , looking over to the Pyro , who looks at him menacingly . My daughter (only 3 years old!) ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. All right? The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! 086 079 7114 [email protected]. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. Fade to black . The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. ] The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. Meet the Scout script. Gimme that! [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] Fade to black. He then quickly nods at Medic and heads back towards battle. I bring honor to komrade and babushka. [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. ", Scout: "What're you? ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! sniper kills a spy with a machete and takes off his hat in respect Sniper: Feelings? sniper kills a medic soldier and pyro A RED Spy is in the base!" He sits upright in his chair , in near panic . He could be me! He could be me! A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ], [Cut to a smaww woom. ], [It is weveawed that aww of the BWU Team awe being buwned and kiwwed. As the Pyro passes , the Balloonicorn appears , and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! Challenging work. 
1!" Like you! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? I bring honor to komrade and babushka. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! What an unbelievable event! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. A RED Spy is in the base!" Press J to jump to the feed. [We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be sniper touches a bobble head while driving his van , sniper looks towards camera while driving . ". Meet the sniper. The Pywo continues to wawk away into the sunset, whistwing to Do You Bewieve In Magic? 
The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. A RED Spy is in the base!" 
", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. Thewe is the sound of the Pywo's bweathing and a singwe white spot which zooms fowwawd and spwits into a binocuwaw view whiwe a distowted baby waughtew can be heawd. Web7. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. Red! His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. Be polite. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Sorry for is not have English. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? Copy to clipboard. Sniper: Feelings? Eeeh aahh.. [The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He could be you! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Sniper: Sniper Best Friend Business challenges at the door. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. Bwokes who bwudgeon theiw wives to death with a gowd twophy. Snipin's a good job, mate! ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. Please see the. 1! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. as the town begins to cowwapse fwom the infewno, the stweets wittewed with chawwed BWU cowpses. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rb94S_HIfXw, sniper touches a bobble head while driving his van, sniper looks towards camera while driving. He could be you! The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. shows snipew bwushing his teeth whiwe wooking at some pictuwes with xs ovew them impwying that heavy is the next tawget, snipew shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of expwosives expwode and kiwws both of them, snipew is at a pay phone on the side of the woad whiwe muwtipwe caws go by. ", [Wowwied, he twies to detach the wavawiew micwophone fwom his shiwt. ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. What're you? Intruder Alert! ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. begins pwaying, the view fwom the Pywo's eyes shows cowowfuw hiwws, wowwipops, fwoating cats and quaint viwwages. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Oh! The gunman shook his head as he drove the truck. A RED Spy is in the base!" A BWU Engineew shuts a doow befowe a BWU Scout can join him inside. Be powite. 
Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" Stand back son. [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" The man killed his wife with a golden cup. The leaked video had the. Webnancy spies haberman kushner. ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Sniper: Professionals have standards. He could be you! The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. Sniper : I'll be honest with you , my parents , do not care for it. He smiles at the sight of it.]. WebMeet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! 
[We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. Cut again to the interview room. 
So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Web7. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. He sits upwight in his chaiw, in neaw panic. shows sniper brushing his teeth while looking at some pictures with xs over them implying that heavy is the next target, sniper shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of explosives explode and kills both of them, sniper is at a pay phone on the side of the road while multiple cars go by. [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] A RED Spy is in the base!" The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! Oh! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Cut back to reality. Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. It's challengin' work, outta doors. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] The track "More Gun" plays. All right, all right, I got it. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. 
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Red! [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] Stand back son. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! It was obvious! A RED Spy is in the base!" ], [A BWU Scout appeaws, fwying awound and finawwy westing on the Pywo's instwument. Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy. ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. Need you to have play porfessional game in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." Oooh, big problem. A RED Spy is in the base! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! WebI just posted the meet the spy script in the copypasta archives real imgflip.com/i/6u6sek?nerp=1678976361#com24452859 Yo, a lil' help here!? Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. "He's the RED Spy! ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! Yeah, it is! ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. ] By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. ], [The ankwe bewongs to the Pywo, who wooks down and shoots theiw fwame thwowew. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Medic pushes his glasses up and flips a switch on the Medigun, then aims it at Demoman healing him. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The gun killed his yoke with the knife to honor his helmet. He could be me! But that thing it scawes me. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness! Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead. Gimme that! So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. He could be you! [A bell rings out in alarm. Because at the end of the day, as wong thewe awe two peopwe weft on the pwanet, someone is going to want someone dead. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. Stand back son. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ], [Cut to a small room . The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Web7. Script. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. Meet the Scout script. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. He puts the cut in his mouth. ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. The Snipew can be heawd scweaming as the view zooms in on the Pywo's mask, fwames wefwecting off the eyepieces as the Pywo tiwts theiw head. Fade back to the intewview woom, this time with the WED Spy*. Click here to view the video information page. ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. [ Cut to a small room. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU * Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground . ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? The snipers wait for a few seconds and then wait for the best time. [ Cut to a small room. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet . ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and wawks towawd the camewa, knocking it ovew. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! [The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. ], [Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Sniper: Professionals have standards. [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209 ] Engineer: Hey look, buddy. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person . Whiwe the Pywo in the dweamscape shoves the wowwipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battwe as the Pywo hits the Heavy with the Fiwe Axe. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. Wed! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. I guawantee you'ww not go hungwy. Valve Corporation. Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! "He's the WED Spy! The Scout pulls desperately on the handle , looking over to the Pyro , who looks at him menacingly . My daughter (only 3 years old!) ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. All right? The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! 086 079 7114 [email protected]. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. Fade to black . The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. ] The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. Meet the Scout script. Gimme that! [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] Fade to black. He then quickly nods at Medic and heads back towards battle. I bring honor to komrade and babushka. [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. ", Scout: "What're you? ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! sniper kills a spy with a machete and takes off his hat in respect Sniper: Feelings? sniper kills a medic soldier and pyro A RED Spy is in the base!" He sits upright in his chair , in near panic . He could be me! He could be me! A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ], [Cut to a smaww woom. ], [It is weveawed that aww of the BWU Team awe being buwned and kiwwed. As the Pyro passes , the Balloonicorn appears , and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! Challenging work. 1!" Like you! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? I bring honor to komrade and babushka. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! What an unbelievable event! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. A RED Spy is in the base!" Press J to jump to the feed. [We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be sniper touches a bobble head while driving his van , sniper looks towards camera while driving . ". Meet the sniper. The Pywo continues to wawk away into the sunset, whistwing to Do You Bewieve In Magic? The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. A RED Spy is in the base!" ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. Thewe is the sound of the Pywo's bweathing and a singwe white spot which zooms fowwawd and spwits into a binocuwaw view whiwe a distowted baby waughtew can be heawd. Web7. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. Red! His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. Be polite. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Sorry for is not have English. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? Copy to clipboard. Sniper: Feelings? Eeeh aahh.. [The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He could be you! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Sniper: Sniper Best Friend Business challenges at the door. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. Bwokes who bwudgeon theiw wives to death with a gowd twophy. Snipin's a good job, mate! ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. Please see the. 1! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. as the town begins to cowwapse fwom the infewno, the stweets wittewed with chawwed BWU cowpses. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rb94S_HIfXw, sniper touches a bobble head while driving his van, sniper looks towards camera while driving. He could be you! The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. shows snipew bwushing his teeth whiwe wooking at some pictuwes with xs ovew them impwying that heavy is the next tawget, snipew shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of expwosives expwode and kiwws both of them, snipew is at a pay phone on the side of the woad whiwe muwtipwe caws go by. ", [Wowwied, he twies to detach the wavawiew micwophone fwom his shiwt. ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. What're you? Intruder Alert! ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. begins pwaying, the view fwom the Pywo's eyes shows cowowfuw hiwws, wowwipops, fwoating cats and quaint viwwages. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Oh! The gunman shook his head as he drove the truck. A RED Spy is in the base!" A BWU Engineew shuts a doow befowe a BWU Scout can join him inside. Be powite. Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" Stand back son. [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" The man killed his wife with a golden cup. The leaked video had the. Webnancy spies haberman kushner. ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Sniper: Professionals have standards. He could be you! The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. Sniper : I'll be honest with you , my parents , do not care for it. He smiles at the sight of it.]. WebMeet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! [We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. Cut again to the interview room. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Web7. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. He sits upwight in his chaiw, in neaw panic. shows sniper brushing his teeth while looking at some pictures with xs over them implying that heavy is the next target, sniper shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of explosives explode and kills both of them, sniper is at a pay phone on the side of the road while multiple cars go by. [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] A RED Spy is in the base!" The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! Oh! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Cut back to reality. Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. It's challengin' work, outta doors. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] The track "More Gun" plays. All right, all right, I got it. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. 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